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Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
  • me:

    whats your opinion on tampons

  • little brother:

    they're little fuzzy sticks on strings

  • me:

    then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

  • little brother:

    why

  • me:

    for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina

  • little brother:

    well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those

  • me:

  • little brother:

  • me:

    that is a fantastic point

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